Married at age 7?
>> > > >Little Bobby (seven) was in love with Little Susie
(same age)
>> > > >who lived next door.
>> > > >
>> > > >One day, Bobby went to Susie's dad and announced (as
>> > > >seriously as he could), "I'm in love with Susie, and
we're
>> > > >getting married".
>> > > >
>> > > >Amused, Susie's dad started asking questions (in the
hopes
>> > > >to discourage the idea).
>> > > >
>> > > >Susie' dad: "Where will you live?"
>> > > >
>> > > >Bobby: "Well, Susie has a playhouse in the back
yard, so
>> > > >we're gonna live there."
>> > > >
>> > > >Susie's dad: "How are you going to make money to
support her?"
>> > > >
>> > > >Bobby: "Well, Susie gets 75 cents a week, and I get
$1.25 a
>> > > >week." <pauses to think> "That
should be more than enough!"
>> > > >
>> > > >Seeing that Bobby was still serious, Susie's dad asked,
"Well,
>> > > >what about children?"
>> > > >
>> > > >Bobby perked up and quickly answered, "Oh, we have
that
>> > > >figured out already. Whenever Susie lays an egg,
I'm gonna
>> > > >stomp on it!"